There once was a lad from Helsinki
Whose prick was the size of a Twinkie
Said a whore, “For a shilling
I’ll suck out the cream filling,
But we can’t fuck ’cause your thing’s too dinky.”

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There was a young lady from China
There once was a man named Dave,
The fellow who’s leading the nation
Our Union may well self-destruct
For grooming he has quite the eye
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