There once was a lad from Helsinki
Whose prick was the size of a Twinkie
Said a whore, “For a shilling
I’ll suck out the cream filling,
But we can’t fuck ’cause your thing’s too dinky.”

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I’m of the firm opinion
The break in was perfect, textbook
Contravening the guidelines on health
Something salacious
In decency there’s a big slump