There once was a lad from Helsinki

There once was a lad from Helsinki
Whose prick was the size of a Twinkie
Said a whore, “For a shilling
I’ll suck out the cream filling,
But we can’t fuck ’cause your thing’s too dinky.”


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    It was tried by the dancer, Di Basle,
    There was a young man from Montrose
    Swinging their big dick
    A crack about vanity
    An accident really uncanny
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