There once was a lad from Helsinki
Whose prick was the size of a Twinkie
Said a whore, “For a shilling
I’ll suck out the cream filling,
But we can’t fuck ’cause your thing’s too dinky.”

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I’d never vow stuff under scrutiny!
A pandemic with fear you can smell . . .
In decency there’s a big slump
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There once was an altar boy from Crewe