They switched to the topic of sex,
which left them both quickly perplexed
’cause she was still virgin,
and and he stunk like sturgeon,
and both were as old as a t-rex.

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There once was a grown man named Roy
The White House reporters were reeling
There once was a fellow named Perkin
Now it seems like being happily single is wrong
This Narcissistic Pervert