There once was a man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
she had only one tit,
and smelled worse than shit,
but think of the money Dave saved.

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  1. Like so many other submissions, “Dave” doesn’t scan!
    Please, folks, try to keep to the traditional meter.

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