There once was a girl from Lahore
Who’d lie on a rug on the floor.
In a manner uncanny,
she’d wiggle her fanny
And drain your balls to the core.

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Remember, remember, the 12th of December,
In Bucharest, the election was nigh
Old George had an odd-looking dangular
A bloke was in trouble down under
It used to be well-understood