There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born nine months too soon.
He didn’t have the luck

to be born by a fuck
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon!

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The #hamburglar pulled out the stops
A couple was driving around
There was an old girl from Kilkenny
There once was a grown man named Roy
When a couple is having a child