There was on old man called Tucker
Who was a randy old fucker.
He’d line up a chick
And pull out his dick,
Then tell the whole world that he’d fucked her!

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Trump can’t get curves to be flattening,
On this day of holy reflection
There once was a man from Peru
Magical Mark
“They attacked me,” these racists had claimed
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