There once was a girl from Mitchen
Who was scratching her twat in the kitchen.
Her mother said, “Rose,
You got crabs I suppose.”
She said, “Yes and the fuckers are itchin’!”

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Here’s a tale that deserves condemnation
intellectual dark limericks
A man from Turkey went to the ER
A bugger who buggered some sheep
Just in – Turds Win!