A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said, “Heavens above!
I know sex isn’t love,
But it’s such an entrancing facsimile.”

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Sweet Mary the Celibate
Hey lover, my precious, come in!
For a long time I didn’t do boo.
A woman was shot in the chest
A Man Named Gore