A widow who fancied a man some
Was diddled three times in a hansome.
When she clamored for more
Her young man became sore
And exclaimed “My name’s Simpson not Samson.”

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The Republicans seem very bitter,
A limerick I just came up with about a certain Texas senator
The Trump admin’s gone off the rails
Through terrible smoke, dust, and fire
The Martini