We all know that tampons are spongy
And often times get rather grungy
But why they have strings
Among other things
Is so that the crabs can all bungee.

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A mighty pirate left Mêlée
Since a stage-struck massage girl named Hart
Oh how styles have changed
Though Trump may be very concerned
The Donald believes that he’s God;
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