I don’t mean to tarnish your cheer
But old Santa Claus is a big queer!
He fondles the elves,
Who pleasure themselves
With a bugger up old Santa’s rear!

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A Nightmare
I once banged this girl named Marge
Someday we surely will find
There was a young girl from Madrid
The Prez hid his conduct from view,