I don’t mean to tarnish your cheer
But old Santa Claus is a big queer!
He fondles the elves,
Who pleasure themselves
With a bugger up old Santa’s rear!

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Two Gay Men in the Snow
There once was a lady from Thrace,
There was a young fellow from Florida
From Camp Marmal, they’re trying to clear
There once was a queer from Khartoum (#2)