I don’t mean to tarnish your cheer
But old Santa Claus is a big queer!
He fondles the elves,
Who pleasure themselves
With a bugger up old Santa’s rear!

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A store front he crashed through, this dude
Samuel Langley’s invention
There once was a girl from Mitchen
Like any incompetent schmuck
“For Christmas”, she said with a tingle