A cop was out on his beat,
Saw a family that was tryin’ to eat
Thought “It’s Christmas time”
As he witnessed the crime
And paid for their groceries, how neat
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A cop was out on his beat,
Saw a family that was tryin’ to eat
Thought “It’s Christmas time”
As he witnessed the crime
And paid for their groceries, how neat
Favorite This!A man was meeting his dad
Excited, so happy and glad
To his surprise
In a festive disguise
As Buddy the Elf, he was clad
Favorite This!The year was 1-8-4-3
All erecting their christmas tree
But people flipped shit
And threw a fit
That the kid joined in the holiday glee
Favorite This!I wonder what Christmas will be,
No merriment, good cheer or glee.
Now that Santa’s arrested,
Because someone protested,
That he laid some doll under their tree.
I don’t mean to tarnish your cheer
But old Santa Claus is a big queer!
He fondles the elves,
Who pleasure themselves
With a bugger up old Santa’s rear!