Noel
by u/Regrets-of-age in limericks
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A cop was out on his beat,
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Saw a family that was tryin’ to eat
Thought “It’s Christmas time”
As he witnessed the crime
And paid for their groceries, how neat
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Rudolph’s Red Nose
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On the lap of ole’ jolly Saint Nick…
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Krampus is Here
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Excited, so happy and glad
To his surprise
In a festive disguise
As Buddy the Elf, he was clad
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All erecting their christmas tree
But people flipped shit
And threw a fit
That the kid joined in the holiday glee
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A woman who found it hard sleeping
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— Anna Quarendon (@AnnaQuarendon) December 18, 2019
Decided to count lords a leaping
But her head was so brimming
With swans all a swimming
She just lay in bed all a weeping#Quangleverse #Christmas #TwelveDaysOfChristmas #sleeping #sleep
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I wonder what Christmas will be
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No merriment, good cheer or glee.
Now that Santa’s arrested,
Because someone protested,
That he laid some doll under their tree.
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I don’t mean to tarnish your cheer
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But old Santa Claus is a big queer!
He fondles the elves,
Who pleasure themselves
With a bugger up old Santa’s rear!
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