An uptight young lady named Breerley
Who valued her morals too dearly
Had sex, so I hear,
Only once every year,
And she strained her vagina severely.

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Tongue Tied
Oh how styles have changed
The #GOP’s trying to thwart
The Brexiters got their solution
Said Donald, a consummate liar