There once was a man from Racine
Who invented a loving machine.
Both concave and convex,
It could serve either sex,
Entertaining itself in between!
(But oh what a bastard to clean!)


Keep it Dirty!
There once was a man from Racine
Who invented a loving machine.
Both concave and convex,
It could serve either sex,
Entertaining itself in between!
(But oh what a bastard to clean!)