There was a young man from St. Paul’s
Who read Harper’s Bazaar and McCall’s
Till he grew such a passion
For feminine fashion
That he knitted a snood for his balls.

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There once was a young man named Jack
A foreman who’s known to be rude
In days before hypertext linking
A python that measures nine feet
Since a stage-struck massage girl named Hart