A virginal coed named Sherrie,
Awoke in the morning quite merry.
After cocktails last night,
To her utter delight,
She gave up her status as “cherry.”

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This man just, he wouldn’t quit
There was a young man from Wales
Have a drink.
It’s so hard just being a teen,
That puny Obama plan’s dead