There was a young lady of Wheeling,
Who professed to a lack of sexual feeling.
But a cynic named Boris
Just touched her clitoris,
And she had to be scraped from the ceiling.

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In Texas, where freedoms are sought
The urgency grew day by day
The zebra wanted to change his course
Said a pretty young whore from Hong Kong
Now it seems like being happily single is wrong