I wonder what Christmas will be,
No merriment, good cheer or glee.
Now that Santa’s arrested,
Because someone protested,
That he laid some doll under their tree.

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There once was a man named McSweeny
There’ a starlet who’s still in her teens
“You, choirboy!” ordered the pastor
A fine solution
There once was a man from Montrass