The rodent emerged from its burl

Set its sights on an innocent girl

Attacked her right quick

The sneaky lil’ dick

So beware of this asshole-ish squirrel

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With Parler now banished, you see
World cases continued to soar
The Proverbial Spike
An accident really uncanny
That piano man’s surely the leanest