The rodent emerged from its burl

Set its sights on an innocent girl

Attacked her right quick

The sneaky lil’ dick

So beware of this asshole-ish squirrel

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Some leaders stepped forward to say
“A drunkard who gets his comeuppance.”
As coronavirus draws near
Our POTUS deserves an award
She’s my secretary