There once was a man from Cheyenne
Of women, he was a fan
But they thought “Damn he’s fat!”
“I’m not touching that!”
So he had to rely on his hand.

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Through a straw in a bulb-filled steak,
King of Vegan
There was a young lady of Clewer
Though Donald complains, “It’s a coup!
There once was a man named Keith