A mortician who practiced in Fife
Made love to the corpse of his wife.
“How could I know, Judge?
She was cold, dinna budge,
Just the same as she acted in life.”

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Tump told his producer, “No, No!
The pattern we see is perverse:
The players had all paid their fare
A cunning stunt