A mortician who practiced in Fife
Made love to the corpse of his wife.
“How could I know, Judge?
She was cold, dinna budge,
Just the same as she acted in life.”

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A British royal named Andy
This year has truly been whack
It appears that our @POTUS is scheming
A frustrated factory slave
Quite large.