There once was a girl from Mitchen
Who was scratching her twat in the kitchen.
Her mother said, “Rose,
you’ve got crabs I suppose.”
She said, “Yes and those fuckers are ‘itchin!”

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Defying gravity
There once was a man from Belgras
So what if your loved ones are dead;
A lumberjack, manly and strong
There once was a girl from Peru