There once was a girl from Mitchen
Who was scratching her twat in the kitchen.
Her mother said, “Rose,
you’ve got crabs I suppose.”
She said, “Yes and those fuckers are ‘itchin!”

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Olivia Grey
There once was a pirate named Bates
My god! Do you call that a dress?
Kami Rita’s again reached the peak
There once was lad in from Morse