There once was a girl from Decatur
Who got laid by a big alligator.
Now, nobody knew
The result of that screw,
Because after he laid her, he ate her.

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#Trump says that he hasn’t #concededE
the Duchess at tea
So farewell Bill Withers, who shone,
There once was a lady from Nizus,