There once was a girl from Decatur
Who got laid by a big alligator.
Now, nobody knew
The result of that screw,
Because after he laid her, he ate her.

FavoriteLoadingFavorite This!
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Report DMCA Violation
Some reptiles are causing headaches
Trump said some fucked up shit,
Gambling is quite the cash cow
They wanted to put Bill in jail
Firehose NSFW