There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
She was missing a tit.
She smelled like shit.
But think of the money he saved!

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Sleepy Hollow
for February
Sadly, this thing is quite rare
The Prez, with a scornful “Fuck you,”
The Navy Sec gave an address:
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