There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
She was missing a tit.
She smelled like shit.
But think of the money he saved!

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There once was a man from Berlin
If it’s treatment that you might require
As disaster continues to lurk,
The Register’s poll is well-done
A Google rep stated contrarily