There was a Young Man from Kent
Whose Rod was so long it bent.
So to save himself trouble
He bent it in double,
And instead of coming, he went!

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The pothole had got quite shitty
Said Donald, I’d like to expand
A statesmanlike government Brit
A man standing handsome and lax,
Would you have wagered to guess