There once was a young man named Gene
Who invented a screwing machine
Concave and convex
It served either sex
And it played with itself in between.

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His other young brother, named Saul
That wily old pervert St. Nick
Mr. Trump is now certainly trying
“Trump drafted my text, to the letter,”
In a passionate UN address