I see by the size of your member
You’re as hot as a blazing coal ember!
So slicken that mast –
And hon, make it fast –
This girl’s not been poked since December!

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There once was a young man who
A man took some shit from his wife
A man was meeting his dad
Bin Laden would weaponize dread
In their mouths, McDonald’s, some cram