There was a young girl of Angina
Who stretched catgut across her vagina.
From the love-making frock
(With the proper sized cock)
Came Toccata and Fugue in D minor.

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“My harem now has what it lacked,”
There once was a man named Barack
The firm that makes Durex is flagging
Said Piglet to Kanga the ‘roo
An old woman citing the Bible