A lady while dining at Crewe

A lady while dining at Crewe
Found an elephant’s whang in her stew.
Said the waiter, “Don’t shout,
And don’t wave it about,
Or the others will all want one too.”


  • Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Report DMCA Violation
    “These G7 leaders, I swear—
    A woman who lies when she talks
    With equal parts stupid and bold
    In a nation divided we cringe
    A virginal coed named Sherrie
    Close