A lady while dining at Crewe
Found an elephant’s whang in her stew.
Said the waiter, “Don’t shout,
And don’t wave it about,
Or the others will all want one too.”

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An architect fellow named Yoric
One last macaw in Brazil’s all alone
“We’re out!” say the Tories, with glee
This man found Macron a disgrace
A diplomat fellow named Kim