A lady while dining at Crewe
Found an elephant’s whang in her stew.
Said the waiter, “Don’t shout,
And don’t wave it about,
Or the others will all want one too.”

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A lady while dining at Crewe
A wanton young lady from Wimley
A worried young man from Stamboul
Traditional verse
An agent looked on in dismay,
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