There was a young dentist Malone
who had a charming girl patient alone.
But in his depravity
he filled the wrong cavity,
God, how his practice has grown!

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There once was a man from Fort Myers
Some cash, a watch, a bottle of wine
There’ a starlet who’s still in her teens
The Day After Fat Tuesday
There once was an odious brute