A broken-down lecher named Tupps
Was heard to confess in his cups:
“The height of my folly
Was diddling a collie –
But I got a nice price for the pups.”

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I contracted a slew of diseases
Pride Limerick from a few years ago
It’s time to quarantine
The president’s looking so tough,
Something salacious