There was a young man from Pitlocherie,
making love to his girl in the rockery,
she said, “Look you’ve cum,
all over my bum,
This isn’t a shag it’s a mockery.”

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A wee problem
There once was lad in from Morse
Sheikh from Kuwait
Gone fishing
With a blowtorch he set out to melt
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