There was a young man from Pitlocherie,
making love to his girl in the rockery,
she said, “Look you’ve cum,
all over my bum,
This isn’t a shag it’s a mockery.”

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There once was a lady from Nizus,
There once was a man named Keith
Trying out old joke in limerick form
There once was a man from Nantucket
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