In Alaska, a pilot had flown

“SOS,” a man’s rooftop had shown

Got attacked by a bear

And got quite the scare

Said the dick wouldn’t leave him alone

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After a lifetime of laying wood
A couple was driving around
Through terrible smoke, dust, and fire
There once was a man from Winsocket
From their reserve, the elephants fled