There was a young man who’s dong
Was prodigiously, massively long
Down the sides of his whang,
two testes did hang
Which attracted a curious throng.

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The Downing St spinners deny
A bill on vasectomies vexes
The Prez, with a scornful “Fuck you,”
There once was an altar boy from Crewe
There once was a girl from Belize
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