Said a diffident lady named Drood
the first time she saw a man nude,
“I’m glad I’m the sex
that’s concave not convex
for I don’t fancy things that protrude.”

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Magical Mark
A chap who’s an odd shade of peach
There was a young girl of the Azores
The Holy Lady from Santa Cruz
A hospital chose to deprive