There once was a pirate named Bates
Who attempted to rhumba on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates.

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My penis, dear girl, is so small
In a hospital bristling with danger
The woman from the Azores
There once was an orange-tinted guy
There was a man named Moulder