There once was a man from Pompei
Who fashioned a snatch out of clay
The heat from his prick,
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away!!

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Our government’s money is tight,
A limerick I just came up with about a certain Texas senator
A lady was out on a mission
Like a lit match tossed on gasoline
There once was a girl of Siam