There was an old fellow named Paul
Whose prick was exceedingly small
When in bed with a lay
He could screw her all day
Without touching the vaginal wall.

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There once was a young man named Jack
That piano man’s surely the leanest
As hospitals ration their care
You wouldn’t want to ruin it
Batter up
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