There once was a hussy so brazen
On each breast a red bull-eye she’d blazon
A lusty outsider
With mercurochrome dyed her
And shriveled her up like a raisin.

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A pirate wench from Cancun
There once was a woman named Jess
The people voted him out by the legions
There once was a pirate named Bates
I know that you’ll think me quite dotty
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