There once was a hussy so brazen
On each breast a red bull-eye she’d blazon
A lusty outsider
With mercurochrome dyed her
And shriveled her up like a raisin.

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Harassment occurred in a shower,
There once was a woman named Schott
Asteroid’s Coming
“These G7 leaders, I swear—
“Follow your heart” is often the guide,