There once was an engineer named Gene
Who invented a sex machine
Concave – convex it take either sex
but oh what a baster to clean

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One I wrote as a toast for my college buddy’s when we get together:
There was an old fellow named Paul
Some people might steal your boat,
He tried to step into the breach
“Trump drafted my text, to the letter,”