There once was a man from Racine
Who invented a loving machine.
Both concave and convex,
It could serve either sex,
Entertaining itself in between!
(But oh what a bastard to clean!)
Tag: sex machine
There once was a hacker named Ken
There once was a hacker named Ken
Who inherited truckloads of Yen
So he built him some chicks
Of silicon chips
And hasn’t been heard from since then.
A Man from Racine
There once was a man from Racine
Who invented a fucking-machine.
Concave or convex, it could do either sex,
But boy was it a bugger to clean.
There once was a man named Eugeene
There once was a man named Eugeene,
Who built a masturbation machine,
The damned thing broke
On the 14th stroke,
And whipped his balls to a cream.
There once was a hacker named Ken
There once was a hacker named Ken
Who inherited truckloads of Yen
So he built him some chicks
Of silicon chips
And hasn’t been heard from since then.
A frustrated factory slave
A frustrated factory slave
Tried to have sex with a lathe
But his bold penile pup
Was quickly chopped up
And entombed in a cold metal grave.
Engineer dave
There once was an engineer named Gene
Who invented a sex machine
Concave – convex it take either sex
but oh what a baster to clean