A Man From Racine

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There once was a man from Racine (#2)

There once was a man from Racine

Who invented a loving machine.

Both concave and convex,

It could serve either sex,

Entertaining itself in between!

(But oh what a bastard to clean!)

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There once was a hacker named Ken

There once was a hacker named Ken
Who inherited truckloads of Yen
So he built him some chicks
Of silicon chips
And hasn’t been heard from since then.

A Man from Racine

There once was a man from Racine

Who invented a fucking-machine.

Concave or convex, it could do either sex,

But boy was it a bugger to clean.

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There once was a man named Eugeene

There once was a man named Eugeene,
Who built a masturbation machine,
The damned thing broke
On the 14th stroke,
And whipped his balls to a cream.

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There once was a hacker named Ken

There once was a hacker named Ken
Who inherited truckloads of Yen
So he built him some chicks
Of silicon chips
And hasn’t been heard from since then.

A frustrated factory slave

A frustrated factory slave
Tried to have sex with a lathe
But his bold penile pup
Was quickly chopped up
And entombed in a cold metal grave.

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Engineer dave

There once was an engineer named Gene
Who invented a sex machine
Concave – convex it take either sex
but oh what a baster to clean

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