There once was a man with a dream
by u/mruncreativ3 in limericks
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There once was a man with a dream
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A Man From Racine
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There once was a man from Racine (#2)
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Who invented a loving machine.
Both concave and convex,
It could serve either sex,
Entertaining itself in between!
(But oh what a bastard to clean!)
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There once was a hacker named Ken
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Who inherited truckloads of Yen
So he built him some chicks
Of silicon chips
And hasn’t been heard from since then.
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A Man from Racine
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Who invented a fucking-machine.
Concave or convex, it could do either sex,
But boy was it a bugger to clean.
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There once was a man named Eugeene
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Who built a masturbation machine,
The damned thing broke
On the 14th stroke,
And whipped his balls to a cream.
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There once was a hacker named Ken
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Who inherited truckloads of Yen
So he built him some chicks
Of silicon chips
And hasn’t been heard from since then.
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A frustrated factory slave
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Tried to have sex with a lathe
But his bold penile pup
Was quickly chopped up
And entombed in a cold metal grave.
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Engineer dave
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Who invented a sex machine
Concave – convex it take either sex
but oh what a baster to clean
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