There once was a man named Jim,
Who downloaded porn on a whim,
He infected his ‘puta
While jerkin’ his shoota,
And turned his brain from bright to dim.

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The last time I dined with the King
Trump’s con is quite easy to see:
On the lap of ole’ jolly Saint Nick…
There once was a slut from peru
That’s no way to behave
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