A worried young man from Stamboul
Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic,
“Get out of my clinic;
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!”

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Said a horny young girl from Milpitas
There once was a man form Calcutta
There once was lad in from Morse
Were you a more elegant chap
Our nation can now clearly see