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Loading...A dog named Cleo went missing and it was a pity
But she showed up on her old house which was 50 miles away from Kansas City
Nobody knows how but she got her way
She went to a city that was many miles away
After a couple years she still remembers her old house; she’s really witty
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Asleep on a porch was found the fugitive of the week
Apparently, he didn’t understand the rules of hide and seek
He was supposed to hide to avoid arrest
But he decided to lie down and get some rest
When the policemen found him, they probably thought “this man ain’t slick”
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...A man faked his death; he “was’ from New York
His death certificate had a typo; he must feel like a dork
He wanted to avoid jail
But it ended up being a fail
All of the plans he had; and no one seemed to work
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Trump said some fucked up shit,
Thinking it would be a hit.
Disgracefully said
of a man that is dead
“Gee, he’s really love this bit.”
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...After a lifetime of laying wood,
Ron Jeremy thinks he could
save his birth tree
thinking that maybe
Con Edison will do what it should
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...One dumb ass cop
Blew his fuckin’ top
He thought he saw a finger
Got pissed when it did linger
Turned out his issue was a flop
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...if you’re going to steal
a lady’s whole deal
here is a dare
change up the hair
maybe you’ll win on appeal?
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Big tits save lives
Even if considered lies,
A bullet from an unknown source
Took a different course
Because of her enhanced boob size
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...When dumping the dearly departed
Stay open hearted!
Keep a clean beach
Practice what I preach
And take your trash to where you started
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Swinging their big dick
Republicans attempt to make it stick
They sent out a check
Thinking that heck
One time will do the trick
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Fuck ups think this virus
Will make them leak from their iris
They went on a spree
To buy up TP
Now society will treat them with bias.
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A a pal of Trump named Roger
Turns out to be a great dodger
Trump is receiving resignations
From men escaping damnations
Perhaps it’s time to again Impeach that old codger
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Bolton was once Trump’s workhorse,
Aid to Ukraine he froze with some force.
Investigations were doubled,
Fighting like old married couples.
Soon they’ll have sexual intercourse.
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading... (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Korea is flipping their shit,
Over this mustache that just won’t quit
I can only assume
This political monsoon
Is due to some racist shit
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with bombs it was endlessly slammed.
Said President Trump,
“That place will get dunked.”
Much like Melania’s clam.
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