Keep it Dirty!
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Loading...The Trumpies, they think themselves smart
A new saying, they wanted to start
“Let’s go Brandon,” they yell
But the message they sell
“Fuck Joe Biden” is at the heart
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...On her costume, she did her best
But was threatened with arrest
Construction was planned
And she took a stand
‘Cause technically it was protest
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...“It’s fucking gone?” Jimmy cussed
He didn’t know who to trust
Just when he thought
No one would be caught
Someone returned the lost bust
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Some even yelled and some shrieked
The Joro Spider
Must be a boat rider
As over from Asia they sneaked
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A man from PA’s on defense
After his tiny offense
He bought Mountain Dew
And then bid adieu
But was short by 43 cents
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So nights in jail, he spent a few
But he ran the joint
So he made a point
To leave a nice, five-star review
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Considering his health was at stake
Knew it’d be a battle
When he heard the rattle
Hours later he pulled the last snake
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Dandeo had entered the race
And buckled in tight just in case
He zipped and he zoomed
The others were doomed
At 86, he won first place
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Goto had just won the gold
And the mayor had wanted to hold
The winning medal
But had to backpedal
For biting it like a five-year-old
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...This man was headed to a cell
But cops saw that he wasn’t well
Saw something in the man
Through the body scan
They found a shotgun shell
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