A monkey in North Carolina once fled,
With mischief and chaos ahead.
But he found his old mate,
In a joyful twist of fate,
And threw poop just to say, “I’m not dead!”
There once was a man, such a brute,
There once was a man, such a brute,
Whose meaty obsession took root.
He’d feast without measure,
But faced a tough pleasure,
For his loo visits were quite the dispute.
There once was a goldfish, you see,
There once was a goldfish, you see,
Found on a doctor’s lawn, a mystery,
Seconds from death it lay,
But went viral that day,
In the U.K., a fish’s tale of glee!
There once was a couple so keen,
There once was a couple so keen,
Magnet fishing, a curious scene,
In the depths they did delve,
A safe they did shelve,
With over $100,000, a dream!
Hurricane season is here, brace and hold tight,
Hurricane season is here, brace and hold tight,
Winds howl, waves crash, it’s quite a fright,
With a doozy on the way,
Storms dance and sway,
Stay safe, prepare, through the day and the night!
In a Finnish library, a tale of delight
In a Finnish library, a tale of delight,
An overdue book, returned in the night,
84 years it did roam,
To its rightful home,
A tome so long, what a sight!
A man, with his nose, quite the feat,
A man, with his nose, quite the feat,
Typed records with snot and saliva, so neat,
Faster than light,
In a curious sight,
Nose on keyboard, his victory complete!
There once were CEOs, stars so bright,
There once were CEOs, stars so bright,
With paychecks reaching an extraordinary height,
While workers toil away,
With little pay, day by day,
“Eat the rich!” the people cry, in the fight.
In the world of stocks, a trend took flight,
In the world of stocks, a trend took flight,
GameStop’s rise soared to astonishing height,
A meme stock reborn,
With profits adorn,
Investors cheered, what a sight!
A Madonna fan with skin adorned
A Madonna fan with skin adorned,
Tattoos of her, oh so adorned.
From head to the toe,
Her likeness does show,
In ink, her obsession’s reborn.