In Florida’s sunshine state,
A ten-million deal sealed their fate.
While Hope wore a grin,
The funds poured right in—
To fight pot, not help—ain’t that great?
Though Trump gave out orders with fire
Though Trump gave out orders with fire,
Some firms didn’t bend to his ire.
In court they still shine,
While DOJ whines—
Judge Howell called out their satire!
In China, bots ran with no sweat
In China, bots ran with no sweat,
Through miles they dashed—no regret.
But beware their new plan,
They’re not just a fan—
They’re training to chase us, you bet!
They shuttered the truth-spotting crew
They shuttered the truth-spotting crew,
Said, “Lies? Eh, we’ll just let ’em through.”
Now Putin can spin,
While bots grin and grin—
And facts get flushed down with the loo.
In Florida, things went awry
In Florida, things went awry,
At a party where laws went bye-bye.
A principal’s pad,
With booze flowing bad—
Now they’re facing the court, not the sky.
In a district that’s painted deep red
In a district that’s painted deep red,
Rep. Kiley is losing some cred.
Though he once had the might,
Thirty thousand showed up to fight—
Now it’s Bernie and AOC ahead!
A warning from Hillary came clear
A warning from Hillary came clear:
“Authoritarians rule through fear.”
They deported a man,
Defying the plan—
And justice just vanished this year.
Some Republicans made a bold play
Some Republicans made a bold play,
To take free tax filing away.
Though simple and fair,
They just didn’t care—
They’d rather we all have to pay.
A young YouTuber sought to explore,
A young YouTuber sought to explore,
An island forbidden, offshore.
He vlogged with a smile,
But stayed for a while—
Now he’s stuck, facing fines and much more!
On Cape Cod, a house grand and planned
On Cape Cod, a house grand and planned,
Was built on unstable loose sand.
The wind and the sea,
Said, “This won’t ever be!”
Now it sinks, as it can’t hope to stand.