A man from Detroit

A man from Detroit became a lottery winner by mistake
He went to a gas station to put air in a tire and wanted change to take
He got a $10 ticket but the clerk gave him the $20 one
He kept it and ultimately he won
Something told him to keep it; there were $2 Million at stake


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My first limerick from middle school

My first limerick from middle school from limericks
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A GOP congressman, Louie

#Trump gave a wink and a waveTo the #White, #Suburban enclave

A Russian prankster

A Russian prankster posed as an U.N. chief
He reached to the Poland president but he kind of was in disbelief
He thought something wasn’t right
The troll sounded convincing but not quite
A pronunciation gave him away so the prank was brief


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Lawyer

Lawyer from limericks
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resident of the town of Albany

In 1994, a resident of the town of Albany suffered a burglary
A lot of things were stolen, including a Television and some armory
A resident had recently got the shotgun in his possession
But he didn’t steal it according to the investigation
All the things, including the shotgun were returned to their owner on its 26th anniversary


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Venus

Venus from limericks
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#JohnLewis is lying in State

The Liberty County deputies

The Liberty County deputies in Georgia thought they had it under control
But the body they found on the railroads was that of a sex dole
When the Coroner arrived, they started to inspect
They checked the body; it was anatomically correct
They thought it was a human but it ended up being the work of a troll


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