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Loading...In Texas, where freedoms are sought,
— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) June 17, 2021
There's nary a spare kilowatt.
And now, by decree,
They can pack permit-free,
But turn on AC? They can not.#AbbottFailedTexasAgain #TexasPowerGrid @Libericks @Limericking @twitmericks https://t.co/A4LLF8bYBl
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...He’d had more than a drink or two
Pulled over, a .08 he blew
The cops locked him up
But a plan he thought up
And taped a spare key to his shoe
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...At a park, Merkel shared a few words
While feeding some tropical birds
Then one bit her hand
And the photo was grand
Plus I’m sure she was covered in turds
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...A Southern man recently died
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) September 13, 2021
After he desperately tried
To get hospital care
But no bed was there
‘Cause the antivax idiots lied#alabama #COVID19 @LimeriTweets @Libericks @Limericking @Mick_Limerick @LouC17 @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @smotus #vaccine #AntiVaxxers https://t.co/coVuo4N18l
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading... (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Events like this are quite rare
And must be handled with care
I doubt he’d admit
If his pants, he shit
When in his garage was a bear
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...These leaders were having a chat
And quite a good one at that
But Peanut thought
He’d risk a swat
Being cute is what he is good at
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Pets, they can make perfect friends
They’ll love right up ‘til their ends
But some cats and dogs
Been replaced with hogs
And others that belong in pens
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...It’s somewhat sad and surprisin’
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) October 6, 2021
But you can bet that I’ll be revizin’
My own cell phone plan
From #MAGAt @OAN
Bye @ATT. Hello @verizon!@GodOfLimericks @LouC17 @Libericks @Limerick_News @LimeriTweets @Limericking @Libericks @smotus @maddow https://t.co/KvhdfTfk1z
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A cow had gone to Mickey D’s
In a sedan, it did have to squeeze
In the drive-thru
The patron did moo
Could someone explain this one, please?
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