Keep it Dirty!
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Loading...You remember these dumb fucking folks?
In charge of the “balloon boy” hoax?
They got a month of detention
For the attempt at attention
And for the rest of their lives they’ll be jokes
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Those birds can be found all over the city
Eating trash, leftovers, and anything gritty
Now you mean to say
That people will pay
A high price for something gross and so shitty?
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...So brightly, his Christmas cheers shine
His gimmick was one of a kind
Dressed as St. Nick
His plan failed quite quick
As he landed in a live power line
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Snow on the ground like the North Pole-uh
Which makes cars kinda hard to control-uh
But if you get a good deal
On a sick snow mobile
Do NOT put it on top your Corolla
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The monolith thing’s overdone
But this one was so much more fun
The towering sugar and Crisco
Appeared in San Francisco
And the gingerbread baked in the sun
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...This year has been a real chore
Worse than anyone could’ve asked for
But one little fam
They got to cram
And spent the night in a toy store
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...“I’ll win again” the president gloated
Like the rest she was so devoted
The bun she was baking
Nine months in the making
Had to wait until after she voted
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...#Trump refuses to take the #vaccine
— POTUSLimericks (@trumplimericks2) December 27, 2020
His #hypocrisy’s cruel and obscene
While thousand’s are dying
He’s golfing and crying
About the covers of some #magazine #MelaniaMagazineCovers @LimeriTweets @Libericks @Limerick_News @Mick_Limerick @GodOfLimericks @Limericking @Smotus https://t.co/oQ46PY4bpr
Favorite This! (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...This year has truly been whack
And good times, there is quite a lack
But it’s looking up
Cause Mac’s cooking up
And they’re bringing McRibs fucking back!
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...A sweet Mustang, the python had eyed
So swiftly he squirmed right inside
They had the galls
To bust his snake balls
When he really just needed a ride
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