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Loading...Off to the links, he grabbed his sticks
Then Smith got caught up with some dicks
Did not shoot his best
And stepped on a nest
Where hornets gave him some pricks
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Spurred on by ego and frustration
Keeps up his facade
And perpetuates fraud
He’s bent on destroying our nation#trump @BotLimerick @LouC17 @LimeriTweets @Libericks @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @Limerick_News @GodOfLimericks https://t.co/ns8Qb3BvRD
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And the water is wetting the rocks
But some need to eat
And don’t care their feet
Are soaked on up to their socks
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One living at New Orlean’s zoo
She went on a date
And found a nice mate
Now Menari is pregnant with two
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But first, he had to take a shit
Hit the bathroom before
Then went for the door
But locked himself in for a bit
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Some collectors, they choose to own
Comic books, old pornos, or cologne
Some of these buyer’s
Collection requires
Guns and things used by Capone
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A liveable wage, oh the nerve!
At Michigan State
Hungry patrons must wait
Unless teachers step up to serve
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading... (No Ratings Yet)Loading...This woman must have been deprived
And thought of a plan quite contrived
She changed the locks
Then kicked off her socks
And chilled before the cops arrived
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