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Loading...A couple was digging a pool
When they came across something quite cool
While smashing through stones
They found really old bones
Which surely made their doggy drool
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But this year, not using their feets
Traded their wagons for drones
To deliver to homes
But now In the sky, not the streets
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Ones they can park at the moon base
They’re keeping it green
With their new machine
But now the astronauts, they can race
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...With this couple now no longer alone
They decided to pick up the phone
The firemen came
What they saw, they did claim
In the chimney, a bunch of birds had all flown
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Sometimes it takes all of your power
To think of your commute not so sour
But a cow and a gator
Made everyone later
By blocking the road in rush hour
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...In #Texas, the heat is unbearable
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) June 15, 2021
And their own #ERCOT grid is just terrible
It’s time they rejected
The fools they’ve elected
It’s the only way it’s repairable#AbbottFailedTexas @Limericking @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @Libericks @Limerick_News @GodOfLimericks @LouC17 https://t.co/OzjIFxwsie
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...The good people of #SanJose
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) May 27, 2021
Can give thanks to the @NRA
For the work that they’ve done
To make sure that a gun
Would make widows and orphans today#GunReformNow @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @Libericks @LimeriTweets @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @LouC17 @smotus https://t.co/QVKJL6DQYj
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Does the idea of neighbors sound vile?
The thought of seclusion makes you smile?
Well you might be in luck
You grouchy ol’ fuck
Because now you can buy your own isle
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...He reeled with a yank and a swish
She didn’t fight, like she had a death wish
While it may not have fought
They’re still lucky they caught
This monstrous, 100-year-old fish
Favorite This! (No Ratings Yet)Loading...Most can handle bad odors a bit
Like the smell of wet dog or armpit
But quite a few flocked
To get their nose rocked
By this flower that smells just like shit
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