This poor pup fell into a crack
Where food and water did lack
Then five days passed
Now’s free at last
Safe at home now, she is back
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As they’re shouting and shaking their fist
Hubbell kept scoring
Which got the crowd roaring
They sucked, how could he resist?
Favorite This! A Munich man was flying back
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Traveling with only his rucksack
Was it just dumb luck,
Or’s he a dim fuck?
‘Cause it looked like he planned to attack
Favorite This! In the small town of Krefeld
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And ostrich chick is being held
They have no clue
If it fled the zoo
Or from someone’s house was expelled
Favorite This! Some people are born trans or gay
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This school showed that is okay
They waved their pride flag
As they dressed in drag
Then made the field into a runway
Favorite This! This Liberian teen is the man
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Doing something not everyone can
Out driving one day
He found 50k
Returning it was just part of his plan
Favorite This! Some people like baking cakes
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Or fixing car tires and brakes
This dude from LV
Gets his own glee
By caring for 30 fucking snakes
Favorite This! An attraction in London was new
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That claimed to have a great view
But by the time
They finished their climb
Most thought the attraction was poo
Favorite This! Lost his stash and he had to mourn
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“I’ll get you for this” he had sworn
His parents dumped it
And he lost his shit
Thirty thousand for all of that porn
Favorite This! North Korea posed for a pic
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Most soldiers really looked slick
One man to the side
He just couldn’t hide
His jumpsuit showed clearly, his dick
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