Flying cars ain’t all they’re cracked up to be. from limericks
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Flying cars ain’t all they’re cracked up to be.
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...A lady was out on a mission
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...A lady was out on a mission
To take care of a bod’ly emission
But the bear was quite crass
And bit her on the ass
In the most vulnerable position
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Anti-Vax Karen
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What has the @NRA wrought?
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— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) March 23, 2021
With all of the leaders they’ve bought?
Their worship of guns
Kills our daughters and sons
How many more dead or shot?#BoulderCO #GunReformNow @Limericking @LimeriTweets @Libericks @Mick_Limerick @Limerick_News @GodOfLimericks https://t.co/LEY2C5SLqd
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Why we love limerick limerick.
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...A Turkish man with the name of Mirzan
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Saw a bird struggling out on the lawn
So he fixed her wing
And for years she did cling
This man’s best friend is a swan
Favorite This! Arvy had gone for a flight
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Took a swim and suffered frostbite
Brushed it off like an itch
Cuz he aint no bitch
But had some help to make him alright
Favorite This! A koala was the cause of a crash
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Five cars piled up in a flash
someone pulled him from the road
And his life he owed
As payment, he fucked up her dash
Favorite This! He thought it was more than a fling
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Said “a queen should be with her king”
But he’s quite the dumb fuck
As when the idea struck
He proposed with his other boo’s ring
Favorite This! Bill’s life had come to an end
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Left all his cash to his friend
So the bank added up
What he left for the pup
5 mil’s a lot for one dog to spend
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