These Georgians are getting freaked
Some even yelled and some shrieked
The Joro Spider
Must be a boat rider
As over from Asia they sneaked
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With a calculated equation
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— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) November 6, 2021
Ms Ryan dressed for the occasion
She bragged and she fought
And she wrongly thought
She was safe, cause she was Caucasian#jennaryan @LimeriTweets @LouC17 @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @Libericks @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @DrLimerick https://t.co/vZYuqzNZku
Favorite This! A man from PA’s on defense
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After his tiny offense
He bought Mountain Dew
And then bid adieu
But was short by 43 cents
Favorite This! He took money he wasn’t due
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So nights in jail, he spent a few
But he ran the joint
So he made a point
To leave a nice, five-star review
Favorite This! This call must have been a headache
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Considering his health was at stake
Knew it’d be a battle
When he heard the rattle
Hours later he pulled the last snake
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Vaccines being taken today
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— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) August 31, 2021
Are keeping infections at bay,
But do those anti-vax
Agree with the facts?
Apparently, many say "neigh"#antivaxxers #COVIDIOTS #IvermectinIsAHorseDewormer@Libericks @twitmericks @Limericking https://t.co/2fKz32XAxm
Favorite This! Dandeo had entered the race
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And buckled in tight just in case
He zipped and he zoomed
The others were doomed
At 86, he won first place
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It’s really not surprising
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— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) October 18, 2021
But he’s sold off his soul
To the barons of #coal
His yacht will soon be capsizing#ClimateCrisis @GodOfLimericks @Limericking @Libericks @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @LouC17 @Limerick_News @DrLimerick https://t.co/32QaUjMCuc
Favorite This! Goto had just won the gold
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And the mayor had wanted to hold
The winning medal
But had to backpedal
For biting it like a five-year-old
Favorite This! This man was headed to a cell
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But cops saw that he wasn’t well
Saw something in the man
Through the body scan
They found a shotgun shell
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