They tried to make off with their things
Like their watches, a necklace, and rings
Swish, wham, bang, and wooshes
The man swatted the douches
In style, he got in some good swingsFavorite This!
A man saw a flipped car so he acted quick
Checked for scrapes, and bruises or any small nick
To help him, he tried
Then the douche stole his ride
They should send him to jail just for being a dickFavorite This!