These Georgians are getting freaked
Some even yelled and some shrieked
The Joro Spider
Must be a boat rider
As over from Asia they sneaked


Keep it Dirty!
These Georgians are getting freaked
Some even yelled and some shrieked
The Joro Spider
Must be a boat rider
As over from Asia they sneaked
With a calculated equation
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) November 6, 2021
Ms Ryan dressed for the occasion
She bragged and she fought
And she wrongly thought
She was safe, cause she was Caucasian#jennaryan @LimeriTweets @LouC17 @Mick_Limerick @Limericking @Libericks @GodOfLimericks @Limerick_News @DrLimerick https://t.co/vZYuqzNZku
A man from PA’s on defense
After his tiny offense
He bought Mountain Dew
And then bid adieu
But was short by 43 cents
He took money he wasn’t due
So nights in jail, he spent a few
But he ran the joint
So he made a point
To leave a nice, five-star review
This call must have been a headache
Considering his health was at stake
Knew it’d be a battle
When he heard the rattle
Hours later he pulled the last snake
Vaccines being taken today
— Limericky News (@Limerick_News) August 31, 2021
Are keeping infections at bay,
But do those anti-vax
Agree with the facts?
Apparently, many say "neigh"#antivaxxers #COVIDIOTS #IvermectinIsAHorseDewormer@Libericks @twitmericks @Limericking https://t.co/2fKz32XAxm
Dandeo had entered the race
And buckled in tight just in case
He zipped and he zoomed
The others were doomed
At 86, he won first place
It’s really not surprising #JoeManchin’s state’s waters are rising
— OutonaLimericks (formerly POTUSLimericks) (@trumplimericks2) October 18, 2021
But he’s sold off his soul
To the barons of #coal
His yacht will soon be capsizing#ClimateCrisis @GodOfLimericks @Limericking @Libericks @LimeriTweets @Mick_Limerick @LouC17 @Limerick_News @DrLimerick https://t.co/32QaUjMCuc
Goto had just won the gold
And the mayor had wanted to hold
The winning medal
But had to backpedal
For biting it like a five-year-old
This man was headed to a cell
But cops saw that he wasn’t well
Saw something in the man
Through the body scan
They found a shotgun shell