The bigly speech given by President Trump
Was excellently delivered from atop the stump
so perfectly minted
by newspapers widely reprinted
That everyone used it to wipe after taking a dump
The Holy Lady from Santa Cruz
The Holy Lady from Santa Cruz
Became the Aussie leg spinner’s muse
He rubbed her down under
Pried her legs asunder
And blessed his red cherry with her juice.
There was a young woman named Alice
There was a young woman named Alice
who used a dynamite stick for a phallus
they found her vagina
in North Carolina
and the rest of poor Alice in Dallas.
There once was man named Richie
There once was man named Richie
Who’s leg was really quite itchy
He searched for the answer
Turns out, it was cancer
And now we all call him “Stumpy”
POTUS
There once was a rich president
Who blew all his dollars and sense
He was so corrupt
Investigations did ‘rupt
It took 2 years to start impeachment
There once was a Gyno from Proctor.
There once was a Gyno from Proctor.
A kind hearted, clumsy old doctor.
He reached for his target
But slipped on the carpet,
Inventing a move called ‘the shocker’.
Lenore
There once was a woman, Lenore
By accounts an old destitute whore
Her nether was stinking
so she got to thinking,
killed the wives now Lenore earns much more.
misanthropy
There once was a girl from Long Island
Whose thoughts were so tragically violent
As she watched the world turn
She begged it to burn
But always did so in silence
A girl whose father was a Miner
A girl whose father was a Miner
Her ass of which there was none finer
The men were all lazy
To tickle her daisy
The greatest donkey in all of China
Psychonaut
There once was a boy who tripped acid
An eternity his trip lasted
One dose led to ten doses
Ten doses led to psychosis
Now he spends his days screaming at plastic