This man went out for a drink
Had too many and needed a wink
He never came home
The woods friends did comb
Woke up, said “I’ll help them I think”
Favorite This!Keep it Dirty!
This man went out for a drink
Had too many and needed a wink
He never came home
The woods friends did comb
Woke up, said “I’ll help them I think”
Favorite This!He’d had more than a drink or two
Pulled over, a .08 he blew
The cops locked him up
But a plan he thought up
And taped a spare key to his shoe
Favorite This!At a park, Merkel shared a few words
While feeding some tropical birds
Then one bit her hand
And the photo was grand
Plus I’m sure she was covered in turds
Favorite This!Events like this are quite rare
And must be handled with care
I doubt he’d admit
If his pants, he shit
When in his garage was a bear
Favorite This!These leaders were having a chat
And quite a good one at that
But Peanut thought
He’d risk a swat
Being cute is what he is good at
Favorite This!Pets, they can make perfect friends
They’ll love right up ‘til their ends
But some cats and dogs
Been replaced with hogs
And others that belong in pens
Favorite This!A cow had gone to Mickey D’s
In a sedan, it did have to squeeze
In the drive-thru
The patron did moo
Could someone explain this one, please?
Favorite This!The school’s near forests and trees
Which is great at blocking the breeze
Raccoons live there too
And nobody knew
They’d infect the whole school with fleas
Favorite This!This woman was acting quite rude
After pulling a stunt oh so lewd
Her ass, it was out
“Don’t touch me!” she spout
All for taking a dip in the nude
Favorite This!Australia’s got poisonous snails,
Snakes, and pissed off killer whales
But you better not mock
Someone bit by a croc
Because this guy, he’s tough as nails
Favorite This!