There once was an engineer named Gene
Who invented a sex machine
Concave – convex it take either sex
but oh what a baster to clean
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Gershwin enjoyed the caress
Of the cows that he kept and I guess
Out of all of the herd
Which he screwed he preferred
To be stuffing his porky in Bess.
Favorite This! A randy young girl with no hair
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Promised bliss if I shaved myself bare;
But my scrotum is wrinkly
And awfully crinkly;
The hell I can shave myself there.
Favorite This! Jay and Butch
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Butch was a girlfriend of Jays
She knew how to please him by days
but at night he grew cold
so his own dick he would hold
and Jay would beat off in the hay
Favorite This! There was a young fellow called Lloyd
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Who was frequently under-employed
At his regular job
So he polished his knob
Making customers very annoyed.
Favorite This! Poor Gregory can’t get his pole
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...Poor Gregory can’t get his pole
Up his girl for a tumble and roll
For he has a square peg,
And his paramour Meg
Has a perfectly circular hole.
Favorite This! Man named dave
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That kept a dead whore in his cave
She stunk
and she stank
and oh so rank
but look at the money Dave saved
Favorite This! Three of mine
(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a woman from china
who had a magnificent vagina
so sweet, never sour
the thing had the power
to make men the dinner, and the diner
There once was a bitch on the streets
who said I don’t like to eat
so if I down an ounce more
as a twenty buck whore
it’s protein without all the meat
As a girl I thought it was funny
to dress up as a playboy bunny
my dad was perplexed
that I knew about sex
hence his jackoffs were no longer sunny
Favorite This! Vidi a young Latin lass
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And vici her heart and her ass.
She fondled genteely
My membrum virile
But veni too quickly alas.
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(No Ratings Yet)Loading...There once was a girl from philly
Whos name was unfortunately billy
When naked she appeared
Living up to her name the boys feared
they’d get banged by her 12 inch willie
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